Boat Ride Dreamer Gifts

'There are a lot of misconceptions about death.'

Captain steering house through flood.

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

Whale Romance

Ever Given

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

My First Boat

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

Underwater.

'Get me the coast.'

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

Ship's cook escaping in a saucepan.

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'

'If it's the last thing I do I'm gonna buy you one of these.'

"J.J., mind if I float something past you?"

Heavenly Ships

How Will You Spend Your Extra $5 an Hour?

Waiting for the fleet to come in.

Here we are, living the great American novel, and there's no one to write it down for us.

"You don't understand women. First you buy them flowers, then you ask for the boat."

"A thousand boats of static grace and I swear I saw one move!"

'And I say it's time this boat was rocked!'

"Just remember. . . one if by land, two if by sea. . .one if by land, two if by sea. . .Dang!"

Pirate with peg legs on walkers.

"Don't even think about it."

Cruise to nowhere

"Any luck"

A painter drawing a ship

"The artist, in the main, painted ships although he did go through a brief 'toilet' phase..."