Yacht Dreamer Gifts

My First Boat

'How do you want to pay for this, 60 easy payments or 12 hard ones?'

How Will You Spend Your Extra $5 an Hour?

Lifestyles of the rich and famous... lifestyles of everyone else.

"J.J., mind if I float something past you?"

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

'It's from Inland Revenue. Apparently you forgot to declare our yacht.'

'Why do we have to learn how to swim? If you'd look out for a better job we could buy a yacht!'

'When I first planned my retirement it was an ocean going 7 berth yacht with jacuzzi and helipad.'

Here we are, living the great American novel, and there's no one to write it down for us.

Occu-Pie Mars

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

Private Jet

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"So...do you have a job now?"

"He's a keeper!"

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

Ever Given

Whale Romance

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

The crew can no longer tolerate Captain Bligh's ruthless splitting of infinitives."

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

"I'm sorry. How did I know what he would do to your cat if I let him play with it?"

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

"Maybe we can find water on Mars."

'We came here because our planet ran out of fossil fuel.'

Ship's cook escaping in a saucepan.

"I've found some water, but there's still nowhere to plug the kettle in."

'If it's the last thing I do I'm gonna buy you one of these.'

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'