Airship Dreamer Gifts

Whale Romance

Occu-Pie Mars

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

Save Our Universe

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

Ever Given

The Aerial Steam Carriage

The crew can no longer tolerate Captain Bligh's ruthless splitting of infinitives."

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

My First Boat

"Maybe we can find water on Mars."

"Frankly, it would be hard to beat being a bird flying around on such a glorious sunny day!"

"I'm sorry. How did I know what he would do to your cat if I let him play with it?"

"What good is a crazy theory if you don't put it into practice?"

Isaac Newton...stumped.

A drone laying an egg

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

'We came here because our planet ran out of fossil fuel.'

"I've found some water, but there's still nowhere to plug the kettle in."

Employment demands

Here we are, living the great American novel, and there's no one to write it down for us.

How Will You Spend Your Extra $5 an Hour?

"J.J., mind if I float something past you?"

Elon Musk caricature

I don't care if your friend has a flight simulator. You're going to learn to fly on your own.

Hey! A PIG CAN DREAM!

'These low energy light sabres take ages to warm up.'

Consumer Trends Straight Outta Kabul

"I've told you - I refuse to pay those extortionate bus fares..!!"

INSPIRATION POINT - How the parachute was invented

Set Sail

'I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that...'

'When I first planned my retirement it was an ocean going 7 berth yacht with jacuzzi and helipad.'

"You come from a long line of stay-at-home dads: What makes you think you have what it takes to branch out?"

'Drone Santa.'