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My First Boat

'How do you want to pay for this, 60 easy payments or 12 hard ones?'

Lifestyles of the rich and famous... lifestyles of everyone else.

"J.J., mind if I float something past you?"

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

'It's from Inland Revenue. Apparently you forgot to declare our yacht.'

'Why do we have to learn how to swim? If you'd look out for a better job we could buy a yacht!'

'When I first planned my retirement it was an ocean going 7 berth yacht with jacuzzi and helipad.'

Here we are, living the great American novel, and there's no one to write it down for us.

Occu-Pie Mars

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"So...do you have a job now?"

Private Jet

"He's a keeper!"

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

Ever Given

Whale Romance

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

The crew can no longer tolerate Captain Bligh's ruthless splitting of infinitives."

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

"Maybe we can find water on Mars."

"I'm sorry. How did I know what he would do to your cat if I let him play with it?"

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

'We came here because our planet ran out of fossil fuel.'

'If it's the last thing I do I'm gonna buy you one of these.'

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'

"I've found some water, but there's still nowhere to plug the kettle in."

Ship's cook escaping in a saucepan.

Employment demands

Heavenly Ships