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'Why don't you get on your yacht and look for work?'

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

"We've got a problem."

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

~ S.O.S.

"I read somewhere that when two people live together for a long time they start to look like each other."

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'Well at least we've got some shade from the sun.'

"I spy something blue."

'...and a beautiful witch gave me some little red slippers, but I couldn't get them on.'

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

My First Boat

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

Cod Psychologists.

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

Listen, just focus on making it to the sea – You can worry about what you'll do with the rest of your life later.

"Be careful, otherwise the Earthlings will find us and terrorize us with spam mails, advertising calls and cat pictures!"

'If it's the last thing I do I'm gonna buy you one of these.'

Ship's cook escaping in a saucepan.

'Whatever happens, we mustn't let life get on top of us!'

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'