Mars Dreamers T-Shirts

"Be careful, otherwise the Earthlings will find us and terrorize us with spam mails, advertising calls and cat pictures!"

Occu-Pie Mars

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

Save Our Universe

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

Shoot For The Moon

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

Moon: Made in China

Questions

Elementary problem of aeronautics... Putting a cow over the moon.

Pole Star

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

UFO Shelter

I applied for a job with NASA but they turned me down. I think it was because I told them I wanted to be an astronaut because in space, you can't cry because there's no gravity and tears can't flow.

"Disney will flip!"

"So what do you do for a living?"

Astronaut

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

"Did the cow that jumped over the moon have NASA funding?"

NASA, 'I thought YOU were bringing a can opener!'

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

"Where do you see yourself in five light years?"

"Where do you see yourself in five light-years?"