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'Another unsolved problem - where the money come from to run this place.'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

Swinging on a star.

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'But what is the universe for?'

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

Alien embryo growing in earth.

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

You must be this tall.

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

Imagination Navigation.

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

A man looks up at the earth

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"Showoff"