Celestial Dreamers T-Shirts

'Don't blame me for the smell -- I suggested silicon-based life forms.'

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

"The moon used to be a ghostly, unreachable companion in the night sky..."

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

Mother Planet: 'Oh oh QUICK Honey,look Little JARRED'S trying to Orbit'

Atlas swats the moon.

Honeyhuman Suite

"I wasn't expecting the clouds to be so sticky."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

Swinging on a star.

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

Head over Hooves

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Alien embryo growing in earth.

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

You must be this tall.

A man looks up at the earth

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"