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Moon Parachute

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

Head over Hooves

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Alien embryo growing in earth.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

Did you ever get that feeling in the moonlight?

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

Rocket.

Questions

"Where do you see yourself in five light-years?"

NASA, 'I thought YOU were bringing a can opener!'

"Did the cow that jumped over the moon have NASA funding?"

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

"Wow! Check out the moon."

Romantic Moon

"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it."

Elephants are finding it increasingly difficult to find unspoiled places.

SOE (South Of Earth)

'The Anal Retentive Astronaut.' 'Just LOOK at all this DUST!'

"Okay, we get it. You're descended from wolves."

"Hello moon, the sun sends his regards."

"When I first saw your mother, she was bathed in moonlight."

Cod Psychologists.

'We discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star of just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'