Moonlit Dreamers T-Shirts

"When I first saw your mother, she was bathed in moonlight."

Witch hangs her robes on her broomstick while she goes for a swim.

I see the Covid moon a-rising

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

"Yeah, that's right. I'm the sandman. Where did you think I was getting my sand all these years?"

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

Did you ever get that feeling in the moonlight?

Questions

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

Romantic Moon

"Wow! Check out the moon."

"Did the cow that jumped over the moon have NASA funding?"

NASA, 'I thought YOU were bringing a can opener!'

"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it."

Elephants are finding it increasingly difficult to find unspoiled places.

"Okay, we get it. You're descended from wolves."

"Hello moon, the sun sends his regards."

"Here it comes!"

"Oh, look—here's the one from last night!"

Rusalka

"What am I doing? I'm just trying to calculate how big a trampoline I would need to jump over the moon..."

Sunday Monday

Pentagon Science Contest: 'Captain Eddie helped you with this, didn't he...As long as this secret doesn't fall into the hands of the military.'

Well, you have your fantasies, I have mine.

"Today the telephone pole, tomorrow the moon."

Goodnight Moon

"A movie deal, a recording contract, clothing line, rehab, first marriage, fragrance, baby, second marriage, reality show …"

'Sure, his Mozart is good, but just WAIT 'til you hear what he does with a Hank Williams song!'

'Don't start with that werewolf baloney, Jake...There ain't even a moon out tonight.'

A Blind Vampire using a bat as a guide.

"This is as romantic as when we were young and newly married, don't you think?"

"Okay, this is the last time we go out on a full moon!"