Moonlit Story-lovers T-Shirts

Goodnight Moon

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

Europa takes a selfie

"When I first saw your mother, she was bathed in moonlight."

"Here it comes!"

Big book of memes

"When your father was your age, he saw a tiny spider in that cave and made a wee-wee in his pants."

"But St. George, in china dragons are revered!"

Humpty dumpty, the wall and the banana peel.

'He says the world will be swallowed up by a dragon!'

'The full moon is so romantic, isn't it?'

The Moonlight Sonata

"A moonlit night is a soul's delight!"

'Sorry, not tonight: My mum said you can't come over for a sleepover during the full moon anymore...'

"We learn an important lesson from all this - from curds and whey, and pease porridge, and bread and honey. Eat natural foods."

Floating away

"They don't care what Folkways is paying. They won't play after the moon sets."

I see the Covid moon a-rising

'A rare moonlit photo of Moomoo, the killer cow raised by a wolf pack.'

"No you can't take Timmy howling at the moon tonight: It's a school-night!"

Giant Visitor

Moose Paddle Boarding

'This is what I've been waiting for-a bunch of fishermen telling fish stories.'

Bus stop and reader

"We wouldn't have had to come here if Goldilocks hadn't stolen our porridge!"

'Nothing on TV tonight - want to go out and howl at the moon?'

'It's a full moon - wanna drive up on the ridge for a little meaningless howling?'

Cow throttles over the moon.

Fishing.

Witch hangs her robes on her broomstick while she goes for a swim.

'Good evening. I'm the scary person who'll be hiding under your son's bed tonight!'

"Who yelled 'fire?'"

"The stars are twinkling and the moon is full. Would you like to go for a walk?"