Moonlit Humorists T-Shirts

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

"Dunhomin"

"When I first saw your mother, she was bathed in moonlight."

"Here it comes!"

Man's dentures hold cigar.

Map of Solar System from Memory.

Goodnight Moon

Heaven is unattended...leave your prayers at the sound of the tone.

"It's totally pointless - that's what makes it art."

'I don't deny that my client murdered a man, but his moon was in Taurus, folks, His moooooon was in Taurus!'

I see the Covid moon a-rising

"They don't care what Folkways is paying. They won't play after the moon sets."

The Moonlight Sonata

"A moonlit night is a soul's delight!"

Floating away

'Sorry, not tonight: My mum said you can't come over for a sleepover during the full moon anymore...'

"No you can't take Timmy howling at the moon tonight: It's a school-night!"

"Damn kids and their graffiti."

Moose Paddle Boarding

"I couldn't believe it either, but Heaven really is a dumbed-down book fair."

Bus stop and reader

"I'm trying to call my boss to tell him I have to miss the meeting but I can't get any service."

"Ol' coy sounds beautiful tonight. He's accidentally sat on a cactus."

"It's nothing personal—the way things are going, we just don't need as many abductees."

"Did you know that one-third of all business start-ups were launched by moonlighters working on another company's time?"

Do it right the first time.

'I'm getting kind of tired of working so much at night.'

'Nothing on TV tonight - want to go out and howl at the moon?'

'It's a full moon - wanna drive up on the ridge for a little meaningless howling?'

"Jeff, wake up. I just remembered what I was furious at you for."