Moonlit Humorists Gifts

I told you to get a moonroof, but nooo

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

Downside of a memory foam mattress.

"Dunhomin"

"When I first saw your mother, she was bathed in moonlight."

"Here it comes!"

Man's dentures hold cigar.

Map of Solar System from Memory.

Heaven is unattended...leave your prayers at the sound of the tone.

(No caption. Astronaut on the the moon looks at an outhouse with a picture of the Earth where the crescent moon would be.)

Goodnight Moon

'I don't deny that my client murdered a man, but his moon was in Taurus, folks, His moooooon was in Taurus!'

"It's totally pointless - that's what makes it art."

I see the Covid moon a-rising

"They don't care what Folkways is paying. They won't play after the moon sets."

'Our house is directly in the migratory path of Canada geese, so we keep the windows open until mid-November.'

Floating away

The Moonlight Sonata

"A moonlit night is a soul's delight!"

'Sorry, not tonight: My mum said you can't come over for a sleepover during the full moon anymore...'

"No you can't take Timmy howling at the moon tonight: It's a school-night!"

"Damn kids and their graffiti."

"It's nothing personal—the way things are going, we just don't need as many abductees."

"I'm trying to call my boss to tell him I have to miss the meeting but I can't get any service."

Moose Paddle Boarding

"Ol' coy sounds beautiful tonight. He's accidentally sat on a cactus."

Bus stop and reader

"I couldn't believe it either, but Heaven really is a dumbed-down book fair."

Do it right the first time.

"Did you know that one-third of all business start-ups were launched by moonlighters working on another company's time?"

'Nothing on TV tonight - want to go out and howl at the moon?'

'It's a full moon - wanna drive up on the ridge for a little meaningless howling?'

'I'm getting kind of tired of working so much at night.'