Moonlit Mythologist Gifts

"Here it comes!"

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

Venus

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

The Elliot Ness monster.

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Viking Loch Ness

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

Greek A-Z Map,

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Planting by the Moon.

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

The Death Of Venus

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

The Kali De Milo.

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

'The gods are perplexing.'

"Got to go. I just heard a faint 'shazam."

Europa takes a selfie