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"Ol' coy sounds beautiful tonight. He's accidentally sat on a cactus."

Backfire

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"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"Bloody hell!"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Is there a vegan option?"

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

Cat Hecklers

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

"Beware of the frog"

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

'He bought a donkey because he thought he might get a kick out of it.'

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

'When I said you could name your salary, I meant you could give it a name.'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

'Okay, I'm going to make the phone ring just once, and I want you to refrain from picking up. Bite the towel if you have to.

Miami Mice

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

Pyjamas - Party, Sleep and Dawn Raid.

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

Trump and the Gender Inclusive Restroom

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

'And you're sure you handed the baby to me?'

'The pills stopped your depression but we may need to adjust the dosage, Sister Naomi.'