Moonlit Magic Lover T-Shirts

Cow throttles over the moon.

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Here we are."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Primitive magician

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

Cut out and keep your own Fairy Godmother.

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

Beware of the Cat.

Neil Armstrong readies for the moon landing.

"At least she's reading."

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

"No guarantees, right?"

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

Emma Watson

'You're thinking of your wife again, aren't you?'

'Please enter your pin now.'

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

'Not here, Fred.'

"And for my next trick, an evidence-based strategy!"

'Pick a business card.'