Moon Dreamers Pillows

Moon Parachute

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

Head over Hooves

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Alien embryo growing in earth.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

Did you ever get that feeling in the moonlight?

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

"Yeah, that's right. I'm the sandman. Where did you think I was getting my sand all these years?"

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

Rocket.

Questions

NASA, 'I thought YOU were bringing a can opener!'

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

"Did the cow that jumped over the moon have NASA funding?"

"Where do you see yourself in five light-years?"

Romantic Moon

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

"Wow! Check out the moon."

"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it."

Moon Pies.

I've realized something: It's likely that there's only one way for mankind to reach the stars in our lifetimes. Do tell. Scientists believe we'll be able to upload our minds in just 30 years. That means NASA could upload everyone's mind to a robot, and launch it into space. We wouldn't need life support. We wouldn't be affected by radiation or anything. We could even sleep for the 100 years or so it took to get to the nearest star. Then that robot could build more robots and download our minds t

SOE (South Of Earth)

'The Anal Retentive Astronaut.' 'Just LOOK at all this DUST!'

Elephants are finding it increasingly difficult to find unspoiled places.

"Hello moon, the sun sends his regards."

"Okay, we get it. You're descended from wolves."

"When I first saw your mother, she was bathed in moonlight."

Cod Psychologists.