Moon Landing Dreamer T-Shirts

'Well, this just seems indulgent.'

Occu-Pie Mars

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Head over Hooves

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

Save Our Universe

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

Moon: Made in China

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Shoot For The Moon

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

Did you ever get that feeling in the moonlight?

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

Rocket.

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

Pole Star

Questions

Elementary problem of aeronautics... Putting a cow over the moon.

UFO Shelter

Romantic Moon

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

NASA, 'I thought YOU were bringing a can opener!'

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

"So what do you do for a living?"

"Where do you see yourself in five light years?"

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

Astronaut

Climbing to the moon...