Moon Landing Dreamer Gifts

'Well, this just seems indulgent.'

Occu-Pie Mars

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Head over Hooves

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

Save Our Universe

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

Did you ever get that feeling in the moonlight?

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

Shoot For The Moon

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

Moon: Made in China

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

Rocket.

UFO Shelter

Questions

Pole Star

I applied for a job with NASA but they turned me down. I think it was because I told them I wanted to be an astronaut because in space, you can't cry because there's no gravity and tears can't flow.

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

Elementary problem of aeronautics... Putting a cow over the moon.

Alien attack in the 1950s

"So what do you do for a living?"

Climbing to the moon...

"Where do you see yourself in five light years?"

NASA, 'I thought YOU were bringing a can opener!'

'This should succeed...it's not aimed at anything.'

Astronaut

"Did the cow that jumped over the moon have NASA funding?"

Romantic Moon