Moon Landing Nerd Gifts

Space Debris

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Houston, we have a problem."

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

Water is discovered on the moon....

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

"I told you it was a book you couldn't put down."

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

What can I get you? An explanation for why we haven't gone back to the moon. Would you like the rational explanation or the Youtube explanation? Rational would be lovely, please. Ok. We never went back to the moon because there was no reason to. The whole point of Apollo was to reassure the free world that we could beat the Soviet Union. Mission accomplished. Oh ... that's it? Well, that's rather bland. Could I exchange that for the Youtube explanation? The lizard-men who live on the film set wh

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

Dog Howling the Moon way

First Contact

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

"That's a meteor. If it hits the ground its a meteorite."

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

Astronomers studying the 26 moons of Uranus...

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

"Once you've jumped over the moon, standing around in a field all day just doesn't cut it."

Glimpses One Dollar

'Houston, we have a problem. We're going to need a bigger toothbrush.'

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

'The fact that you like Tang really doesn't qualify you to be an astronaut.'

For years the government has hidden the existence of Apollo 10 1/2...The embarrassing mission that got almost all the way to the moon before they realized they had forgotten the flag.