Moon Mission Fanatic Gifts

"Yeah, it works, but you still shouldn't have forgotten the flag!"

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

High-gravity baseball

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Water is discovered on the moon....

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

Dog Howling the Moon way

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Glimpses One Dollar

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

Astronomers studying the 26 moons of Uranus...

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

I hate it when the moon shows his dark side...

'One small step for man. Hundreds of thousands of miles for my frequent flier program.'

"I'm hoping we might get a crater named after us."

'Don't just stand there! Take me to your leader!'

"Your covers been blown 007....you'll have to be called 008 from now on."

"You have twenty eight days to live."

A full moon

An astronaut finds a dehydrated man on the desert of the moon.

"It's okay, fellahs - only another bloody statue of Gormley by Gromley!"

For years the government has hidden the existence of Apollo 10 1/2...The embarrassing mission that got almost all the way to the moon before they realized they had forgotten the flag.

'No kidding? -- genuine Earth rocks?'