Moon Mission Fan Gifts

Amazing, Buzz! These moon rock samples you brought back in '69 contain evidence of water on the moon

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

High-gravity baseball

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Leaving a Lasting Impression. . .

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

Moon Lander

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

Rocket Ark

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

"...9...8...7...6...5...4...3..."

Chinese space program.

Serious business

"This is a very nice thing you’re doing."

'One small step for man. Hundreds of thousands of miles for my frequent flier program.'

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

Rockets of Nasa and nasal.

"Eye irritation is quite common when Saturn and Jupiter are in this position. It's called conjunctivitis."

"How can we cut costs on Mars vehicles?"

Giant stomp.

"Houston - we finally have evidence that the Moon's climate used to be a lot wetter..."

Lasting Impression July 20th 1969

Humpty Dumpty

"Yeah, it works, but you still shouldn't have forgotten the flag!"

Wolf clinging on to a speeding space rocket

'Put it down, it's the captain's log.'

'Such a pity you couldn't find your way through the maze to deactivate my doomsday rocket, Mr Bond. Perhaps now you'll admit that you're not as clever as a well-trained lab rat.'

Clowns ready to rescue woman jumping from burning building

"To think, one day our children will look back at this moment and proclaim, 'fake news'!"

'...and what about my Human Rights?'

"I'm leaving you, Carol, I need space."

U.S. Lunar Open