Moon Mission Lover Gifts

'One small step for man. Hundreds of thousands of miles for my frequent flier program.'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

High-gravity baseball

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Water is discovered on the moon....

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

Dog Howling the Moon way

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

Neil Armstrong readies for the moon landing.

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Sun and the Moon step out.

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

Cleaning up space junk.

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

Astronomers studying the 26 moons of Uranus...

'If we can put a man on the moon, why can't it be him?'

'Must be American.'