Moon Lovers Gifts

Moonbillies.

Honeymoon Suite.

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Quantum Psychic

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

Water is discovered on the moon....

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

Dog Howling the Moon way

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Neil Armstrong readies for the moon landing.

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

Sun and the Moon step out.

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

Astronomers studying the 26 moons of Uranus...

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

Do something for the environment.

Glimpses One Dollar

"Hello job security."

Man putting his head in a lion's mouth

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."