Moon Enthusiasts Gifts

'The reason man hasn't been to the moon in 35 years is because there's no T.V. and recliner up there.'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'Teenagers!'

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Blue Origin

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

Water is discovered on the moon....

Moon: Made in China

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

Planting by the Moon.

NASA Special

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

Dog Howling the Moon way

An astronaut sees a sign saying zoning in force.

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

"AS a matter of fact, yes, you have told me you vacationed on Earth."

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

Intergalactic travel! Chapter 17: Taking the kids along! (ARE WE THERE YET?)