Moon Admirers Gifts

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

"Oh, look—here's the one from last night!"

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

The Werewolf planner

Must be a full moon...

"What do you mean you're afraid of the dark?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

Night of the Zombonies.

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Water is discovered on the moon....

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

Dog Howling the Moon way

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

"Krill, baby, krill."

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

A were-cow.

Cleaning up space junk.

Glimpses One Dollar

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

'If we can put a man on the moon, why can't it be him?'

One of a kind.

"Have you been bathing in moonlight?"

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!