Lunar Admirer Gifts

A were-cow.

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

Night of the Zombonies.

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

Planting by the Moon.

Moon: Made in China

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

A traveler comments on the red in the sunset. A wine drinker misunderstands, thinking the traveler is referring to the red wine.

"My world is Tribeca, lars, and yours is a different world."

"Works every time."

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

"The nest may be empty, but our drinks are full."

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

"Saturn. No contest. A deadly, treacherous gas giant ringed by a gossamer halo of ice. It symbolizes both death and life. Both evil and good. It symbolizes existence itself."

Sunrise and Sunset

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

We're With Stupid

The Cashless Society is Here

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'