Lunar Admirer Mugs

A were-cow.

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

Night of the Zombonies.

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

'Gravity...Go figure!'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

Planting by the Moon.

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

Moon: Made in China

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

A traveler comments on the red in the sunset. A wine drinker misunderstands, thinking the traveler is referring to the red wine.

"Works every time."

"My world is Tribeca, lars, and yours is a different world."

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

"Saturn. No contest. A deadly, treacherous gas giant ringed by a gossamer halo of ice. It symbolizes both death and life. Both evil and good. It symbolizes existence itself."

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

"The nest may be empty, but our drinks are full."

Sunrise and Sunset

Spider Web Musical Score.

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'