Outer Space Admirer Gifts

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

The star hunters

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

"My world is Tribeca, lars, and yours is a different world."

Save Mars

Climbing to the moon...

'You do have catastrophic insurance, but it only applies in case of invasion from outer space.'

"Heelllllooooooo, Roswell!!"

Aurora

"Remember son, evolution peaks with us - chimps were in space before man!"

Astronaut Selfie.

"Don't make eye-contact, don't make eye-contact..."

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

For eons she lulled us into complacency with her whole orbiting satellite shtick... then, when we least expected it, the moon attacked.

"It's called play, apparently it's fun."

Be sure to walk you Asteroid twice a day.

Mars Rover

"Not many of you may agree with me..."

Snowman

'Look, it's the constellation 'Skipper the frisbee catching dog'!'

'Uranus!'