Extraterrestrial Admirer Gifts

"Heelllllooooooo, Roswell!!"

Aliens visit the W.C.

We're With Stupid

Snowman

Edward was getting a lot of hits, but he could never identify them."

"Boy these humans aren't too bright!"

Alien waving from a spaceship.

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

Alien Work Outs.

"I'm looking for a long-distance relationship."

'He's a real green-blooded Quaoarian boy, isn't he!'

"You voted Leave, didn't you?"

"Eggs...milk....crackers...You forgot the human! That's the last time I ever send you out for an abduction!"

"What say we form a chat room on the web?"

"Still, you've got to admire them for trying."

"Don't make eye-contact, don't make eye-contact..."

"Ma? I met someone!"

"My world is Tribeca, lars, and yours is a different world."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Alien Snowmen

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

The First Martian Dog.

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

dog vs UFO...

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'