Extraterrestrial Admirer Gifts

"Heelllllooooooo, Roswell!!"

Aliens visit the W.C.

Snowman

Edward was getting a lot of hits, but he could never identify them."

"Boy these humans aren't too bright!"

Alien waving from a spaceship.

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"I'm looking for a long-distance relationship."

'He's a real green-blooded Quaoarian boy, isn't he!'

"You voted Leave, didn't you?"

"Eggs...milk....crackers...You forgot the human! That's the last time I ever send you out for an abduction!"

"What say we form a chat room on the web?"

"Still, you've got to admire them for trying."

"Don't make eye-contact, don't make eye-contact..."

"Ma? I met someone!"

"My world is Tribeca, lars, and yours is a different world."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Alien Snowmen

dog vs UFO...

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

Science fiction fans on other planets

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."