Extraterrestrial Appreciator Gifts

'I don't think we need to worry too much about an invasion -- they left the lights on and locked the keys inside.'

Friendly Green Space Alien

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Alien Snowmen

The First Martian Dog.

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

dog vs UFO...

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"Oh dear, it's just as we suspected.. they do come from another planet."

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

Science fiction fans on other planets

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

"Sir, a bunch of bald-headed, castrated humanoids wearing Nikes just materialised with their luggage back there."

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

Elevator Music