Alien Appreciator Gifts

"Hi! - We hear that this is a 'nation of immigrants,' right?"

Leonard Nimoy

Zorkens in class learning the three Zs: Zreading, Zriting & Zrithmetic.

Butter Catcher and the Human Catcher

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Outer Space Outsourcing

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Look what I found, dad!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'You caught it, you gut it!'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Save Our Universe

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

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"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

How am I abducting?

dog vs UFO...

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.