Alien Appreciator Prints

"Hi! - We hear that this is a 'nation of immigrants,' right?"

Zorkens in class learning the three Zs: Zreading, Zriting & Zrithmetic.

Butter Catcher and the Human Catcher

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

dog vs UFO...

Save Our Universe

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

How am I abducting?

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

'You caught it, you gut it!'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

"They look like pickles."

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!