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'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

dog vs UFO...

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"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

How am I abducting?

'You caught it, you gut it!'

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

Save Our Universe

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

"They look like pickles."

"How many darn burritos did you eat?"

"The inhabitants of Pluto today declared Earth not a planet..."