Alien Admirer Prints

"Take us to Lady Gaga."

"It's absurd to think it won't get warm enough to colonize. That would require them to work together."

'And remember: just hold up this little green paper, and they will do whatever you want.'

'This planet is great! - He says we qualify for affirmative action!'

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed mini-mall site, but that I'm not as familiar with your galaxy's zoning laws as I'd like to be.'

'The champagne flight reports six more UFOs.'

"Not so close."

'Look! They're little green men too.'

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

"Harry, I really think you ought to go to the doctor."

Alien Donates to the Poor

"Your bloodwork came back green!"

Professor Tulp meets his match

'Aren't they restricted at this club?'

'Oh, for heaven's sake, Gerald! Must you keep evolving?'

'I'm inspired by courageous handicapped people like you.'

"Get off my feet and take me to your leader"

'Bob was horrified when he realised that he'd mixed up the perscriptions'

'Greetings, earthling!'

'World peace? No -- but we've brought you some very advanced dishwashing detergents!'

Aliens in Los Angeles.

'IQ shortage, help wanted.'

'A long time ago we couldn't breathe their atmosphere..now it's really great!'

"I love their use of space"

"We come in peas."

Aliens bring their pet humans to the veterinary

"We're saved! We're saved!"

"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"

Gawk

"Don't you have any souvenirs that just say 'Earth'?"

"E.T. phone home... Now!"

An astronaut on the moon is being attacked by an alien with a catapult.

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

Area 54.

"Moron still has his tractor beam on."