Alien Admirer Pillows

"Take us to Lady Gaga."

"It's absurd to think it won't get warm enough to colonize. That would require them to work together."

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed mini-mall site, but that I'm not as familiar with your galaxy's zoning laws as I'd like to be.'

'This planet is great! - He says we qualify for affirmative action!'

'And remember: just hold up this little green paper, and they will do whatever you want.'

Wordilly Durdillies - Woody Alien

'The champagne flight reports six more UFOs.'

"Not so close."

'Look! They're little green men too.'

Aliens in Los Angeles.

"Get off my feet and take me to your leader"

'Oh, for heaven's sake, Gerald! Must you keep evolving?'

'Houston...We have a problem.'

Alien Donates to the Poor

"Your bloodwork came back green!"

'IQ shortage, help wanted.'

"Someone here to see you - I think he's from IT."

'A long time ago we couldn't breathe their atmosphere..now it's really great!'

Aliens bring their pet humans to the veterinary

Professor Tulp meets his match

'Bob was horrified when he realised that he'd mixed up the perscriptions'

'World peace? No -- but we've brought you some very advanced dishwashing detergents!'

'Greetings, earthling!'

'Aren't they restricted at this club?'

"Harry, I really think you ought to go to the doctor."

'I'm inspired by courageous handicapped people like you.'

"I love their use of space"

"We come in peas."

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

A man and an alien hitchhike to Roswell.

'You two guys don't look like aliens.'

'Look at how the simple little creatures are attracted to the light!'

'Have you ever thought about getting into refereeing?'

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

"I come in peace, for more information scan me with your phone."