Alien Powers Admirer Pillows

"I've always known R.H. would be able to do that!"

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

Employee of the Month Parking

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"

Mensa Does Improv

The wine-shop

Professor Tulp meets his match

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

Life and Death

"My world is Tribeca, lars, and yours is a different world."

'Oh, oh! Here comes the queen! Look busy!'

Football

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

'I can count on one hand the number of contracts that I didn't finish on time.'

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

Flying in Formation.

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

"Destroyers"

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed mini-mall site, but that I'm not as familiar with your galaxy's zoning laws as I'd like to be.'