Alien Powers Admirer Gifts

"I've always known R.H. would be able to do that!"

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

Employee of the Month Parking

"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"

Mensa Does Improv

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

The wine-shop

Professor Tulp meets his match

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

'Oh, oh! Here comes the queen! Look busy!'

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

"My world is Tribeca, lars, and yours is a different world."

Life and Death

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

Football

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

Now hiring.

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

We're With Stupid

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

"Destroyers"

'I can count on one hand the number of contracts that I didn't finish on time.'

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

Flying in Formation.