Quirky Powers Admirer Pillows

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Football Crazy strip six

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

New York Scatological Society

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

Giant Sale!

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

"What a coincidence! I enjoy sleeping and running around the house for no reason, too."

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

Slow moving and small brained were already two strikes. . . but many experts agree that the unfortunate stripe pattern was the main reason for the extinction of the Cerebex.

Superhero with Acrophobia

A mad scientist.

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

Today - Oswald the Human Wonder will Dive 1000 feet into a tea cup. (Lifeguard sitting nearby).

"He's at grade level for everything except cursing. He's swearing at a 9th grade level."

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

Man with big furry mustache drives car with grill that looks like same.

'My dad is away, so we can play...'

The Neighbours from Hell....

'My mum can play the piano by ear.'

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

London Fly-Paper Vendor

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

Circus News

"I've always known R.H. would be able to do that!"

Hadleyville Has-Beens

"It occurred to me that there's no rule against having mutant telekinetic powers and pepper spray."

Gravestone Epitaph - 'One surreal gag too far.'