Quirky Society Admirer Pillows

New York Scatological Society

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Nun Fight.

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Football Crazy strip six

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

Giant Sale!

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

'I've discovered a talking amoeba!' '2+2=4, 5-4=1, 93=3.' SMASH 'I wanted to get it before it multiplied.'

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

"What a coincidence! I enjoy sleeping and running around the house for no reason, too."

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

'Now THAT'S what I call a love seat!'

Noah's lesser known brother.

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

A mad scientist.

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

Today - Oswald the Human Wonder will Dive 1000 feet into a tea cup. (Lifeguard sitting nearby).

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

"You know that thing where you stand like a statue, then move real fast, then stand like a statue again? You totally stole that from me."

Hoppers leave Luke's Pub at the end of Hoppy Hour.

The Neighbours from Hell....

In Case of An Irresistable Urge to Break Something

"You're not from around here...are you?"

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

Man with big furry mustache drives car with grill that looks like same.

"Trick or treat, mouse!"