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"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Nun Fight.

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

Football Crazy strip six

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

Giant Sale!

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

'I've discovered a talking amoeba!' '2+2=4, 5-4=1, 93=3.' SMASH 'I wanted to get it before it multiplied.'

"What a coincidence! I enjoy sleeping and running around the house for no reason, too."

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

'What's wrong with you?'

A mad scientist.

Today - Oswald the Human Wonder will Dive 1000 feet into a tea cup. (Lifeguard sitting nearby).

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

Noah's lesser known brother.

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

'Now THAT'S what I call a love seat!'

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

"You know that thing where you stand like a statue, then move real fast, then stand like a statue again? You totally stole that from me."

Jungle dweller swings from outhouse with toilet paper stuck to his foot.

Man with big furry mustache drives car with grill that looks like same.

The Neighbours from Hell....

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

In Case of An Irresistable Urge to Break Something

Why do we have pistols? I thought we were back-to-back to see who is taller!

Hoppers leave Luke's Pub at the end of Hoppy Hour.

"You're not from around here...are you?"