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"What a lovely autumn light - look how it's caught that cement mixer."

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"Say hello to my little friend."

The americanisation of vulture.

Cactus seats.

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'I don't know...they all look like cows to me.'

Football Crazy strip six

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

Mythical Family of Four.

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

Le Penseur (D' Apres Rodin)

"What a way to go."

New York Scatological Society

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

Giant Sale!

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"De plane! De plane! De bird! De bird!...."

Mutated creature emerging from the Department of Genetic Research.

"Well, your bloodwork came back very cosmopolitan."

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

Slow moving and small brained were already two strikes. . . but many experts agree that the unfortunate stripe pattern was the main reason for the extinction of the Cerebex.

Handcuffs.

Deer Barber

Hi again

Will hide my face with this sign for food. ?

'What's wrong with you?'

"We understand each other and respect each other's privacy." "That cat hates me."

'Please. Don't get me started.'

'Let's take out a second mortgage and add a pizza garage.'

The Goblin and the Sexton

Autopsy Room / a banana autopsy room.