Quirky Viewpoint Enthusiast T-Shirts

Mice in observation deck.

Nun Fight.

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

Football Crazy strip six

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

'Look a huge bird!'

"De plane! De plane! De bird! De bird!...."

'What's wrong with you?'

"We understand each other and respect each other's privacy." "That cat hates me."

Shoe house.

Last night I was in a seafood restaurant and I noticed that all of the sliced lemons were wering shower caps. That's so that when you squeeze the lemon, it doesn't spray your dinner companion. So I was told. My point is that as long as there ar people putting shower caps on lemons, I'm not as crazy as I thought I was.

"Oh George, I wish you'd get things in perspective. . .!"

"You're going to love the 360 degree views with this one."

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

Pyramid Garden

'It helps to be a little crazy to work here, but you're overqualified.'

"Frank Lloyd Wrong"

'Coniferous Rhinoceros.'

'Right, I'll see the chap who thinks he's a fly next.'

Circus News

Lefty Grange, Color commentator.

'Natural bridge and cloverleaf'

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

'Denson, I want this view moving so that we can see it from the West wing.'

"We love the view. It helps to remind us that we're part of a larger community."

Square peg in a round hole: 'I say if it feels right, do it.'

Caution: Stuff and things next 4 miles

"I'll confess, the first time I realized they didn't have any panes it gave me quite a turn!"

An office building made of different sized boxes stacked on top of one another; each box says "This side up" on the side.

Man on bench in park feeding balloons gift tags.

"My boss combines the impulsive joie de vivre of Ebenezer Scrooge with the empathy and comradeship of a tarantula. Less hair, though."

'...Remember - You shouldn't play with your food!'