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'His airbag must have over inlfated.'

Fly Football

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Sheep In Curlers

"Trust me. Don't do it."

'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

Doubledecker bus stop

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

Man playing chess from his parked car.

Beachy Hair

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

A woman drags a cat who drags a mouse toy.

"Okay, now this time just start chasing the squirrel instead of asking it to dance."

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

Magic mushroom

OCCASIONALLY HOMO ERECTUS, THE FIRST SPECIES TO USE TOOLS AND WEAPONS, CROSSED PATHS WITH HOMO SPIFICUS, THE FIRST SPECIES TO WEAR SPATS AND DRINK COCKTAILS>

"This one is really unusual. We have to remove a horseshoe from a guy's naval."

Fortunately, his training had prepared him to deal with all types of customers.

Three ducks: two have normal bills, third one has bill turned around like bill of cap.

Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice

'Right, I'll see the chap who thinks he's a fly next.'

Hillbilly.

"She's a rescue."

'...he's teaching me air guitar.'

"That's the last time I let you drive."

Man on desert island asks for a lighter rather than a rescue.

"I've got this phobia about paying bills...."

STRIP Queue of robbers at a bank

'Yo! We need a body. Wanna play?'

"Pushing buttons with anything other than your index finger is an affectation."