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'Right, I'll see the chap who thinks he's a fly next.'

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

"Okay. Hit it."

"Oh George, I wish you'd get things in perspective. . .!"

"Are you binge watching again?"

'No, but next week, the fireworks start in earnest.'

"Jack and Nina's concern grew when their son, James, confided in them that his imaginary friend was, in fact, a short-tempered snapping turtle."

'Dr Seuss is awarded a PHD.'

'Unzip your pants. . .while you're here, I want to pay up my bill in full.'

'I like your style - How would you like to do some public service announcements?'

"Eyebrows."

Baywatch (British style)

'Oh yeah. . . she's the one that has a great personality.'

"Stop snickering at my retro iconography."

'Off to the usual boring routine, eh, Barratt?'

Spring Rituals

Sign on a shopper: 'Yes actually I do own the pavement'.

'I don't know about art but I like the bouncing ball'.

"Really? I didn't know you could house train them"

This episode would be known as 'The sink of doom!'

'All of your issues are prickly issues.'

"Well, there are cat people and dog people and..."

'He said I looked beautiful in the gown I was wearing...then he asked if he could borrow it!'

Cat and Mouse.

"I've never been able to convince a mustache to move in with my face."

"Well, He's not mainstream, But he's cute."

'This is coming from someone who drinks from a toilet bowl.'

"The CEO believes that the vanishing point will keep us from failing our tasks."

Disproportionate objects next 5 miles.

The Traditional Board Game Company.