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'Right, I'll see the chap who thinks he's a fly next.'

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

'Look a huge bird!'

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

"Okay. Hit it."

"Oh George, I wish you'd get things in perspective. . .!"

"Don't fold, McFly! He's bluffing. You know he's got a crappy hand!"

"Jack and Nina's concern grew when their son, James, confided in them that his imaginary friend was, in fact, a short-tempered snapping turtle."

'No, but next week, the fireworks start in earnest.'

"Are you binge watching again?"

'Unzip your pants. . .while you're here, I want to pay up my bill in full.'

'Dr Seuss is awarded a PHD.'

'I like your style - How would you like to do some public service announcements?'

Baywatch (British style)

"Eyebrows."

Spring Rituals

'Off to the usual boring routine, eh, Barratt?'

"Stop snickering at my retro iconography."

'Oh yeah. . . she's the one that has a great personality.'

Sign on a shopper: 'Yes actually I do own the pavement'.

'I don't know about art but I like the bouncing ball'.

'This is coming from someone who drinks from a toilet bowl.'

'He said I looked beautiful in the gown I was wearing...then he asked if he could borrow it!'

"Well, there are cat people and dog people and..."

Cat and Mouse.

"I've never been able to convince a mustache to move in with my face."

"Well, He's not mainstream, But he's cute."

'All of your issues are prickly issues.'

"Really? I didn't know you could house train them"

"The CEO believes that the vanishing point will keep us from failing our tasks."

Disproportionate objects next 5 miles.

This episode would be known as 'The sink of doom!'