Quirky Shape Appreciator T-Shirts

Look at the irregular colors, the odd shapes, the worm holes...

'What clan do you belong to?'

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Rent a Room With Hot Water

-"What has this got to do with communication?" -"It's my invention...the hand smiley."

Edward Elgar.

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

Musical Pipe

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

Moderne Auction Today - This end up!

At home with the leeches: 'No, you can't have a Quorn tartlet - just drink your blood and be quiet!'

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

'The paintings are neolithic, I suspect the Mustaches wee added by a later people.'

"Okay. Hit it."

The Polygon family at home

Damien Hirst Detail

Gioacchino Antonio Rossini

Cat and mouse

Battery Chicken.

"I though 'Abduction' would be a little bit more high-tech!"

I suppose this probably counts as an adverse event.

Chameleon.

'Unzip your pants. . .while you're here, I want to pay up my bill in full.'

'Look everyone - devil fish!'

'No, but next week, the fireworks start in earnest.'

'Dr Seuss is awarded a PHD.'

'Oh no! I think I left my wallet in the examination room.'

"That tie, Merrick. It's not your friend."

"We might be dealing with something a little more serious than Bird flu here."

clown trophies

"...so you then developed an addiction to buying toilet rolls. Wasn't that rather expensive?"