Quirky Shape Appreciator Pillows

Look at the irregular colors, the odd shapes, the worm holes...

'What clan do you belong to?'

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Rent a Room With Hot Water

-"What has this got to do with communication?" -"It's my invention...the hand smiley."

Edward Elgar.

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

Musical Pipe

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

Moderne Auction Today - This end up!

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

At home with the leeches: 'No, you can't have a Quorn tartlet - just drink your blood and be quiet!'

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

Antonio Banderas

'The paintings are neolithic, I suspect the Mustaches wee added by a later people.'

The Polygon family at home

"Okay. Hit it."

Damien Hirst Detail

Gioacchino Antonio Rossini

"I though 'Abduction' would be a little bit more high-tech!"

Cat and mouse

Battery Chicken.

I suppose this probably counts as an adverse event.

Chameleon.

"Don't fold, McFly! He's bluffing. You know he's got a crappy hand!"

"...so you then developed an addiction to buying toilet rolls. Wasn't that rather expensive?"

clown trophies

"That tie, Merrick. It's not your friend."

'Oh no! I think I left my wallet in the examination room.'

'Dr Seuss is awarded a PHD.'

'Unzip your pants. . .while you're here, I want to pay up my bill in full.'

'Look everyone - devil fish!'

Al, what made you take up painting? I thought I'd get to paint nudes. Nobody told me they it would be nude wolverines.

"One large with cheese, pepperoni and grass clippings."