Quirky Custom Appreciator Pillows

Spring Rituals

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

Caterpillar Portrait

Teddy Time Bears

"Things are looking up!"

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

Imagine

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

Rent a Room With Hot Water

Cow Kong

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

-"What has this got to do with communication?" -"It's my invention...the hand smiley."

Big business is not evil

'My story's a lot like yours. It all started on 'Bring your pet to work day' a few years ago. I was ready for a change, I liked it here, and I stayed!'

"Hope you don't mind—it was his last request."

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

At home with the leeches: 'No, you can't have a Quorn tartlet - just drink your blood and be quiet!'

Add Your Own Caption Week #220

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

Starving Artist Show has paintings of food.

'I'm the veterinarian of Cheshire who spays and neuters Cheshire pets.'

Bob knew his days as the alpha male were over: the challenger was using psychological warfare....

One possum swinging from tree with tail sees other possum in tire swing with tail

"Your condition completely turned around! I guess those hokey-pokey pills worked!"

'I don't see any tall, dark strangers in your future, just a series of oddball cats.'

"I'm used to having a pussycat doctor."

Elephant Magic Carpet

I suppose this probably counts as an adverse event.

'Please tell me you aren't my roommate.'

"Give me a cereal, extra marshmallows."

Chameleon.

'Dr Seuss is awarded a PHD.'

Dogs With Balloons Tied to Ears