Quirky Dynamic Appreciator Pillows

'No, but next week, the fireworks start in earnest.'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

"Hope you don't mind—it was his last request."

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

Jumbo in Henrik Ibsen's The Wild Duck

"Are you binge watching again?"

'Right, I'll see the chap who thinks he's a fly next.'

Deadpan Delivery.

"Jack and Nina's concern grew when their son, James, confided in them that his imaginary friend was, in fact, a short-tempered snapping turtle."

Herbert can't read, Janice can't jump, but together they can rule the world!

"Eyebrows."

Spring Rituals

"Could you watch my elephant while I nip out a minute?"

'I'm divorcing you...and I want custody of the squids.'

Man looking very nervous in an inflatable boat with a porcupine.

Mouse Starts Dancing to Snake Charmer on Computer Screen

This episode would be known as 'The sink of doom!'

Complaints Department

"Some of us negotiate our contracts better than others."

'I really hate operating on circus folks !'

Soup Spoon Sales Slump

Mouse has fought a cat and won by severing his head with a sword and is holding it aloft in victory.

'Play Beethoven's Fifth and this ten pence piece is all yours!'

An Arrow Shaped Desk.

'Unfortunately sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel isn't all it at first seems...''

Look at the irregular colors, the odd shapes, the worm holes...

'Take no notice she often feigns death she was raised by possums.'

"Hey Ned, tell your ironmonger I like his sense of humour"

"Relax people - only dandruff."

'Then when I hit a puddle it shrank!'

'Dr. Norwood has become interested in your case. He's a veterinarian.'