Dynamic Duo Appreciator Pillows

Herbert can't read, Janice can't jump, but together they can rule the world!

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Ace High

One tends to the sick. The other manages a large estate. Interestingly, a caregiver and a caretaker are not on opposite sides of an interaction.

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"I thought you'd take up something like gardening in your retirement, not parkour."

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

"You should always stretch before engaging in strenuous activity."

Home Business - Printer Ink.

It's not always a good idea for two contrarians like you to be together. Amanda Kern. Comics Counseling. You hear that, you old battle-axe? Yeah, I hear that, you old coot. That'll be $150.

How about swapping wives for the day?

Gay couple living together.

"I'm Roberto, and I'll be your waiter this evening. This is Carl. He's in charge of portion control."

'Are you still mad at me for calling you a creep in my letter to 'Dear Abby'?'

'Watch your step. I happen to know you're an alpha male.'

'We're a team - he walks the walk, and I talk the talk!'

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

That guy is a walking contradiction.

'I'm a mover and my wife is a shaker -- it works out.'

'No, but next week, the fireworks start in earnest.'

"You've had to be kind to survive, and I've had to be nasty."

Dance Partners

'Did you get the promotion?'

Sword swallower's groin extends as if its the sword

Donuts. Pastries. Danish. Cookies. I'm breaking my diet resolution, but on the other hand I'm keeping my resolution to visit old friends!

Batmansplaining.

Sed Revocare Gradum.

Mouse Starts Dancing to Snake Charmer on Computer Screen

"I've got the brains. You've got the looks. Let's make lots of money."

The pig playwrite.

Mouse has fought a cat and won by severing his head with a sword and is holding it aloft in victory.

Man answers phone in middle of the night annoying his wife.

An Arrow Shaped Desk.