Dynamic Duo Appreciator Pillows

Herbert can't read, Janice can't jump, but together they can rule the world!

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Ace High

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"I thought you'd take up something like gardening in your retirement, not parkour."

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

Home Business - Printer Ink.

"I'm Roberto, and I'll be your waiter this evening. This is Carl. He's in charge of portion control."

How about swapping wives for the day?

Gay couple living together.

'Are you still mad at me for calling you a creep in my letter to 'Dear Abby'?'

'Watch your step. I happen to know you're an alpha male.'

'No, but next week, the fireworks start in earnest.'

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

'I'm a mover and my wife is a shaker -- it works out.'

'We're a team - he walks the walk, and I talk the talk!'

"You've had to be kind to survive, and I've had to be nasty."

'Did you get the promotion?'

Sword swallower's groin extends as if its the sword

Dance Partners

Mouse Starts Dancing to Snake Charmer on Computer Screen

"I've got the brains. You've got the looks. Let's make lots of money."

Sed Revocare Gradum.

The pig playwrite.

'Hi honey I'm Home.'

An Arrow Shaped Desk.

Mouse has fought a cat and won by severing his head with a sword and is holding it aloft in victory.

Man answers phone in middle of the night annoying his wife.